WEBSITE ROASTER

Website Insights That Drive Revenue

We'll use AI to analyze your site thoroughly, then show you how to rebuild it – stronger, faster, and more effective.

✓ Free analysis ✓ No credit card ✓ 100% Honest feedback

WHAT WE DO

AI-Powered Critique

We're not building your website for you. We're telling you exactly what's not working, in comprehensive detail. Our AI gives you the truth you need to hear.

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Brutally Honest Feedback

Forget vague platitudes. We provide specific, actionable critiques on every aspect of your site. We point out what needs improvement and why.

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AI-Powered Insights

We don't just rely on gut feelings. Our AI analyzes your site against best practices and a massive dataset of successful websites.

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Actionable Recommendations

We don't just point out problems; we provide concrete steps you can take to fix them. A personalized to-do list for transforming your website.

THE ANALYSIS

What We Evaluate

Here's a taste of the areas our AI will thoroughly analyze:

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First Impression Fail

Does your homepage make visitors want to stay or run screaming? We analyze your headline, visuals, and overall design.

Fix: Get specific feedback on clarity, visual appeal, and call to action effectiveness.

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Content Catastrophe

Is your website copy a jumbled mess of buzzwords and clichés? We'll analyze your writing for clarity and persuasiveness.

Fix: Get actionable tips on improving your headlines, body copy, and overall messaging.

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Navigation Nightmare

Can users easily find what they're looking for? Or is your website a confusing labyrinth? We'll analyze your site structure.

Fix: Get recommendations for improving user flow and reducing bounce rate.

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Mobile Massacre

Does your site look good on mobile? Or does it turn into a chaotic jumble of broken images and overlapping text?

Fix: Get specific fixes for mobile optimization issues.

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Design Disaster

Does your website look like it was designed without a cohesive plan? We'll analyze your visual appeal.

Fix: Get feedback on improving your site's aesthetics and creating a consistent brand identity.

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Speed Demon (Or Snail)

Is your site blazing fast or frustratingly slow? Every second counts in user retention. We'll analyze load times and bottlenecks.

Fix: Get technical recommendations to make your site lightning fast on all devices.

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Call to Action Chaos

Are your CTAs clear, compelling, and strategically placed? Or are they buried, confusing, or nonexistent?

Fix: Get recommendations for improving your conversion rate.

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The "So What?" Factor

This is the big one. Does your site actually convince visitors to take action? We'll provide an overall assessment.

Fix: Identify where you're losing the most potential customers (and money).

TESTIMONIALS

What People Are Saying

Hear from businesses who survived our AI audit (and lived to tell the tale).

"Okay, the audit was brutal, but it was also exactly what I needed. My bounce rate dropped by 25% after I implemented their (surprisingly helpful) suggestions."

Sarah J.

Owner, "The Quirky Quill"

"I thought my website was pretty good. Turns out, it was a conversion killer. This tool helped me identify three major design flaws that were costing me serious cash."

Mark L.

Founder, "Code Ninjas"

"The free report was a wake-up call. My website looked like a Geocities page from 2002. Now, it's... well, it's still a work in progress, but at least it's not embarrassing anymore."

Emily R.

Freelance Graphic Designer

Ready to Level Up Your Website?

Get your free, straight-talking website analysis today. Limited spots available (because our AI deserves occasional breaks too).

✓ Free analysis ✓ No credit card ✓ 100% Honest feedback